Friday, January 30, 2009

My lil' healbot

Healing is a tough job.

But then again, so's tanking, and dps. We do what we do, because we enjoy doing it. And if you like doing leet dps, or thunderclapping the c*ap out of mobs, more power to you. (No offense to pally/dk/druid tanks. Thunderclap was just the first thing that came to mind. And anyways, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be reading a tanky blog?)

I arrived late to the whole WOW thing. My friend, who was a lock, got me to join. After reading all the class details, I announced that i wanted to roll a druid.

"YOU DON'T WANT A DRUID," he says. "They're a hybrid class and don't really excel at anything."

Oh.... errrrmmm, then maybe I'll roll a lock, like you?

"GREAT IDEA"

And so Incumbent was born. And he was pew pew. And ba-boom. And every other descriptive sound in the book that signifies enemies being blown up.

But somewhere along the way, I got tired of doing all this damage. And I knew it was time to roll a healer when tried to Health Funnel a dying party member.

So I read up muchly on the topic of healers. And I finally decided on a.... druid.

grumble... mumble... stupid friend...

And so it begins.

Of course, I have to start by saying thank you to the people who wrote all the other healing/resto blogs that I've read (resto4life and 4haelz ftw!)

Hmm, at this point, I just noticed that both my top two most read blogs have the number 4 in them. Is it too late to change my blog name?

But I digress, as I will often do, over the course of my postings.

Like I was saying to the writers of every blog that i read, thank you for taking the time to write. You have inspired many people with your number crunching and personal anecdotes, and now, i shall take it upon myself to share the many inanities that I encounter in the World of Warcraft.